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munkustrap

I couldn't ever just be friend with her. She means too much to me.

Please don't tell me any more than that.

I know how much you have, I do your taxes for you. You have plenty but you could have your source of income cut, you have no savings so one day, you could still go bust. A lot of famous rockstars do, you know?

From:

curiouscat

Then just stop seeing her, that'd be smarter anyway.

Then I can be a stripper. I did that once, made tons. Got laid. Pretty cool gig.

From:

munkustrap

I know but I can't, how can I stop seeing her? She's a Jellicle. We see each other for the ball every year.

Please don't ever do that again, I'd rather pay you to do nothing than let you do that.

From:

curiouscat

If you want me to keep you away from her during the ball, I can do that. No problem. I can snub her all day long if you need me to.

...why?

From:

munkustrap

That won't achieve a thing and I very much doubt you could keep her away from me. She's the only one I care to dance with anyway.

Because you're my little brother and I don't want to think of you stripping for weird old perverts and horny barely-legal girls.

From:

curiouscat

Really? Try dancing with Mistoffelees, you have similar styles.

Now you're complaining, but when I bought you a birthday present from the money you were happy. Anyway, they were all perfectly legal. I wasn't quite.

From:

munkustrap

I'm not dancing with your maybe-boyfriend. All my money says you'll get jealous and butt in anyway.

No, if I recall correctly, I asked you if it was stripper money and told you to get a better job for my present instead. Which you did. Kind of.

You were a little kid still and you took off your clothes for money. It was horrifying. I called the cops like five times.

From:

curiouscat

...that does sound like me. Well, dance with anyone but her, literally. Or dance with her, sleep with her, play with her, stop letting her play with you.

I don't actually remember, but I'm sure my gift was great!

Wasn't my fault, father cut off my allowance. I'm very expensive, I needed the money.

From:

munkustrap

I don't play with people, I'm not that sort of person. I just don't know how to deal with her, doesn't mean I'll resort to petty tactics.

You did get me a rather nice watch, I still use it.

You could have just asked for my money, I had a lot of it, given I wisely chose to have a real job and study to get said job. I could have helped.

From:

curiouscat

Tell her 'no'. That'd be a start. What does she do, hypnotize you?

I stripped for the greater good, see?

I was sixteen, Munkustrap, I needed money, I got it. Worked for me, don't know what the issue is. I didn't need help!

From:

munkustrap

... Kind of. I don't know! I always think I'll be strong and totally dismiss her and then I see her and I just want her. Loves a cruel bitch sometimes.

No you didn't! I could have gotten myself a watch.

You did because you were a stripper at sixteen. That was awful! No kid should do that.

From:

curiouscat

...just call me next time she contacts you! I'll snub her for you. I do it with Grizabella.

But it's from me, so you think it's more special.

What's so awful about that? I was going to strip and get groped anyway, might as well make money out of it.

From:

munkustrap

Yeah, no, that doesn't really work. I mean I still feel bad for ignoring her and last week I may have agreed to have dinner with her... I sort of panicked when she asked and I was too polite to say no.

You're invited if you want?

You're going to make me die of stress one of these days.