Jellicle Cats, come out tonight!

[curiouscat]

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[curiouscat]

Sure, where do you want to meet? We could eat pizza. Or chocolate cake.

I'm not hungry.

But I want a sandwich.

[munkustrap]

Let's meet in the city center and we'll see what you want when we get there.

Unless you just want me to pick up sandwich stuff and come over. Because I can do that too.

[curiouscat]

I could order Chinese. I don't know, I want both.

Do you want to get drunk in public or private?

Also do you want naked girls around you?

[munkustrap]

You can always have both, I can eat whatever you don't want.

Well, I don't mind public or private but I definitely mind being surrounded by naked girls. I know, I'm so old fashioned.

[curiouscat]

Don't know about old fashioned. Reserved. Don't worry, I'll protect your virtue. I told them to get dressed and leave.

[munkustrap]

I just don't like seeing a lot of naked girls at my little brothers place. I'm not saying I'm against seeing naked people, I actively sought them out as a teenager. It's just jarring when your house is full of them.

[curiouscat]

Oh, I know. But I've learned to bear my fate, what can I do?

It's difficult to be this popular.

[munkustrap]

Sometimes I wish I was over Demeter so I could do that.

Three girls asked me out this month, more than that have hit on me. I'm an idiot but I always feel like if I accept, I'm somehow cheating.

[curiouscat]

Maybe you just have to give it a chance? Just at least try saying yes. Might help you with moving on.

Kind of hard to move on when all you're doing is sitting around waiting for her.

[munkustrap]

I did briefly try dating before, didn't go so well. I don't even know if it's safe to date, I still get threats from Macavity.

I don't want to drag someone into that.

[curiouscat]

She dragged you into this.

They so deserve each other. You're not still provoking Macavity, are you?

[munkustrap]

Me living, breathing and being happy provokes him.

His goons still follow me around. One of them keyed my car last week.

[curiouscat]

You should consider getting protection.

You know, if she stopped running back to you every few weeks, he'd move on too.

[munkustrap]

Oh please, I can take those kids down. That's why they never directly confront me, I can kick their asses and they know it.

Sometimes I'm not overly sure, he just really hates me.

[curiouscat]

He doesn't like me either, but he's never had my car keyed.

And you know he has tougher people working for him too. I'm just worried about you.

She messes with your heart and her boyfriend with everything else.

[munkustrap]

I'll be safe, I promise. I don't even confront them any more, I play dumb so they leave me alone.

No more brawling without telling you, I promise and I will always keep my promises.

I really shouldn't have fallen in love so young, it totally ruined my love life. I should have stayed as that loser who's brother stole all his dates.

[curiouscat]

I just wish you'd find someone better. You deserve so much better.

I don't, I'm a git, but you're a good man. She just prefers a bad one, it seems.

[munkustrap]

Maybe, who knows? I stuck with her this long, mustn't be that good of a person. Clearly an idiot.

I know, I don't compare to the bad boys. But I guess it could be worse.

[curiouscat]

You just never give up on a person. Your heart is too soft. I was never like that.

Just start telling her no.

[munkustrap]

My heart isn't soft, I just don't like to toss aside those I love. I put a lot of love into things, I hate wasting that.

I can't, I'm bad at that

[curiouscat]

Let me give her a piece of my mind and this whole problem goes away.

She doesn't even take you seriously. You know that!

[munkustrap]

Oh yeah, I'm sure my little brother yelling at my ex is really going to solve everything. And totally not make me look like a wuss.

I know she doesn't. She messes with me without even meaning to, she's just always been careless with love.

[curiouscat]

Do you really care that much how it makes you look as long as she finally leaves you alone? It just makes you look as if you're too nice to call her out.

She is using you, why are you so sure she doesn't mean to?

[munkustrap]

I want to handle my own problems myself. You don't have to worry about me, you know? I'll sort it in the end. I just need to think about it. Social relations are a tactical business.

Because I know her. She is what she is. And even if she's not in love with me, she definitely loves me. I know that much.

[curiouscat]

Of COURSE I need to worry about you.

How do you know that? Because she presses her breasts up against you when she greets you? You're like putty in her hands, I don't get it. No one's that good in bed.