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[curiouscat]

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[curiouscat]

Really? Try dancing with Mistoffelees, you have similar styles.

Now you're complaining, but when I bought you a birthday present from the money you were happy. Anyway, they were all perfectly legal. I wasn't quite.

[munkustrap]

I'm not dancing with your maybe-boyfriend. All my money says you'll get jealous and butt in anyway.

No, if I recall correctly, I asked you if it was stripper money and told you to get a better job for my present instead. Which you did. Kind of.

You were a little kid still and you took off your clothes for money. It was horrifying. I called the cops like five times.

[curiouscat]

...that does sound like me. Well, dance with anyone but her, literally. Or dance with her, sleep with her, play with her, stop letting her play with you.

I don't actually remember, but I'm sure my gift was great!

Wasn't my fault, father cut off my allowance. I'm very expensive, I needed the money.

[munkustrap]

I don't play with people, I'm not that sort of person. I just don't know how to deal with her, doesn't mean I'll resort to petty tactics.

You did get me a rather nice watch, I still use it.

You could have just asked for my money, I had a lot of it, given I wisely chose to have a real job and study to get said job. I could have helped.

[curiouscat]

Tell her 'no'. That'd be a start. What does she do, hypnotize you?

I stripped for the greater good, see?

I was sixteen, Munkustrap, I needed money, I got it. Worked for me, don't know what the issue is. I didn't need help!

[munkustrap]

... Kind of. I don't know! I always think I'll be strong and totally dismiss her and then I see her and I just want her. Loves a cruel bitch sometimes.

No you didn't! I could have gotten myself a watch.

You did because you were a stripper at sixteen. That was awful! No kid should do that.

[curiouscat]

...just call me next time she contacts you! I'll snub her for you. I do it with Grizabella.

But it's from me, so you think it's more special.

What's so awful about that? I was going to strip and get groped anyway, might as well make money out of it.

[munkustrap]

Yeah, no, that doesn't really work. I mean I still feel bad for ignoring her and last week I may have agreed to have dinner with her... I sort of panicked when she asked and I was too polite to say no.

You're invited if you want?

You're going to make me die of stress one of these days.

[curiouscat]

Oh, good, dinner!

Where are we going?

[munkustrap]

I have no idea yet.

Where do you want to eat?

[curiouscat]

What food does Demeter hate?

[munkustrap]

Not so fond of Mexican food. Or thai. And she's not really into fast food either.

[curiouscat]

Do you know any Mexican Thai fast food joints?

[munkustrap]

No, that's be a horrible combo.

Don't pick somewhere she hates! That's just mean. We'll go somewhere nice.

[curiouscat]

Breaking your heart over and over again is a little mean too, I should think.

[munkustrap]

Breaking my heart is a strong term.

I like to think of it as someone kicking me square in the heart.

[curiouscat]

I don't care what you want to call it, no one should do it to my brother.

[munkustrap]

I'm a big boy, I can handle it. I always have been able to handle it. I'm too busy to be sad half the time anyway.

[curiouscat]

So. You want to go out drinking? I'll ditch the girls.

[munkustrap]

I'm on the train coming home, do you want to meet somewhere? I've given up trying to find my briefcase now.

[curiouscat]

Sure, where do you want to meet? We could eat pizza. Or chocolate cake.

I'm not hungry.

But I want a sandwich.

[munkustrap]

Let's meet in the city center and we'll see what you want when we get there.

Unless you just want me to pick up sandwich stuff and come over. Because I can do that too.

[curiouscat]

I could order Chinese. I don't know, I want both.

Do you want to get drunk in public or private?

Also do you want naked girls around you?

[munkustrap]

You can always have both, I can eat whatever you don't want.

Well, I don't mind public or private but I definitely mind being surrounded by naked girls. I know, I'm so old fashioned.

[curiouscat]

Don't know about old fashioned. Reserved. Don't worry, I'll protect your virtue. I told them to get dressed and leave.