Jellicle Cats, come out tonight!

[curiouscat]

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[curiouscat]

You can't leave me hanging! Come on, it will be fun, all expenses paid and you get first pick of the groupies.

Just kidding, we always let them pick.

[munkustrap]

I'd have to take holiday time and I was saving that. I wanted to go to see this amazing art piece in Italy.

Can you really find no one else? I don't know your songs.

[curiouscat]

Of course you know my songs, if not we can just make up new ones. And sure, but I thought it'd be more fun with you there.

You can go to Italy anyway, we can send my drummer into your office instead of you. Just need to get him a suit somewhere. And a haircut.

[munkustrap]

Your drummer is a horrible thug of a man, keep him away from my stuff.

I'll come BUT I can leave any time and I refuse to let you get us drunk this time. I'm not losing my wallet and passport again. Took forever to get home.

[curiouscat]

He's a drummer. For a drummer he's really quite tactful.

How am I supposed to improve my performance when you won't drink with me?

[munkustrap]

He spat on my shoe once!

I need to be sober to make wise decisions. Drink with your band

[curiouscat]

I said for a drummer. It's really not saying much.

You are in my band now. Who needs to make wise decisions when they're in a band?

[munkustrap]

Tell me he's one of the detained ones?

I'm not in your band, I'm your reluctant brother. Big difference. I don't do banda, too much noise and bad manners. Doesn't appeal

[curiouscat]

Oh, no, he's just staying because his mother is home for a visit. Real mummy's boy.

You're just repressed, Munkustrap. Hence why you need to drink, so you can relax for a change.

[munkustrap]

Oh well how sweet of him. Let's hope he doesn't spit on his mother too.

I'm not repressed, I'm just calmer. My interests lie elsewhere. I'm coming all the way to France to play in your band, isn't that enough? Don't nag me to drink too.

[curiouscat]

Do what you want, Munkustrap, but remember that your French becomes a lot better when you're less sober.

Are you by any chance allergic to fun? I'll cure that. We'll see if we can get you to swing your hips again.

[munkustrap]

My French is perfectly fine, sober or otherwise. You should know, I taught you how to speak it.

Oh shut up, I am not.and I'm never getting that drunk again. I woke up with so many odd and very naked women.

[curiouscat]

Sure you did, until Janine started to tutor me. Now she could French. What a tongue.

All I'm saying is that you rose with a smile before you got back up on your horse. Nothing wrong with a little excess every now and then.

[munkustrap]

... Janice? Oh god, really? Ew.

Well it was a nice one off. I have no plans to so that again. I'm better than that! And also worried I'll catch something.

[curiouscat]

I'll take good care of you, bro.

Anyway, you can stop short of excess. I usually do! In fact, I plan on being celibate the entire tour.