Jellicle Cats, come out tonight!

[curiouscat]

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[curiouscat]

No, it's just my reason. I don't really do excuses.

You can interrupt my gig tonight!

[equallycunningwithdice]

That's not even the point!

I don't want to interrupt your gig, I want you to stop interrupting my shows!

[curiouscat]

If you didn't try telling me what to do, we would get along so much better.

[equallycunningwithdice]

Alright, fine, I demand you interrupt my next magic show!

Happy?

[curiouscat]

See, you're getting the hang off it. Now, come on, you like me. No need to admit it, I can tell.

[equallycunningwithdice]

Only if you mean by "like" that I want to

Oh screw you. I'm done with you! You're exactly as annoying as Munkustrap said!

[curiouscat]

Are you discussing me with my brother or is he apologizing to people on my behalf again?

Look, Misto, I don't do apologies and I don't ever regret, but I can make things up to you. You'll see. Trust me.

[equallycunningwithdice]

A little bit of both, though mostly him apologizing.

I'm willing to let you surprise me. My next show is on Wednesday.

[curiouscat]

Don't heed his warnings, he's just allergic to fun.

Oh, I know when your next show is.

[equallycunningwithdice]

Seriously? I didn't think you would know that.

And Munkustrap isn't allergic to fun, he has a very different idea of fun than you. It's not better or worse than yours.

[curiouscat]

Why? I wanna be with you, need to know where you are.

You don't have to toot my brother's horn, he's good at that all by his lonesome. Also, he has no idea about fun, he just thinks it's what I do, so he goes and does the opposite. I love him, but it's true.

[equallycunningwithdice]

Needing to know where I am, that makes you sound like a stalker, stop it.

And Munku is a wonderful person! I like him. We have a lot of fun together!

[curiouscat]

I'd be a horrible stalker. Too much effort, so no worries.

So do we, but that's mostly in spite of his resistance. Sometimes, admittedly, because of his resistance.

[equallycunningwithdice]

You could never be a stalker - not only do you lack the attention span, you couldn't sneak about if you tried!

You're terribly mean to poor Munku.

[curiouscat]

I don't want to sneak around. I want you to notice me, given I want you to want me.

Not really, but if it makes you happy I'll be nicer to him still.

[equallycunningwithdice]

You could have fooled me! Half the time I figure you want me to slap you.

Yes, it would make me happy if you were nicer to him. He's my friend.

[curiouscat]

Half the time I might just. Hey, it's a show of passion and passion's what life's all about. I think I wrote a song that said that once. Or maybe I haven't yet, but I should.

He's my best friend, so be happy. Happy with me. It'll pay off.

[equallycunningwithdice]

I don't know, I would rather purr than hiss, wouldn't you?

I'm ecstatically happy to get trolled by you, Tugger, never fear.

[curiouscat]

Oh, changes all the time. But I know I like to hear you purr. I could make you purr. I will.

Good! Then I'll see you Wednesday. We can dance.