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[curiouscat]

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[munkustrap]

Breaking my heart is a strong term.

I like to think of it as someone kicking me square in the heart.

[curiouscat]

I don't care what you want to call it, no one should do it to my brother.

[munkustrap]

I'm a big boy, I can handle it. I always have been able to handle it. I'm too busy to be sad half the time anyway.

[curiouscat]

So. You want to go out drinking? I'll ditch the girls.

[munkustrap]

I'm on the train coming home, do you want to meet somewhere? I've given up trying to find my briefcase now.

[curiouscat]

Sure, where do you want to meet? We could eat pizza. Or chocolate cake.

I'm not hungry.

But I want a sandwich.

[munkustrap]

Let's meet in the city center and we'll see what you want when we get there.

Unless you just want me to pick up sandwich stuff and come over. Because I can do that too.

[curiouscat]

I could order Chinese. I don't know, I want both.

Do you want to get drunk in public or private?

Also do you want naked girls around you?

[munkustrap]

You can always have both, I can eat whatever you don't want.

Well, I don't mind public or private but I definitely mind being surrounded by naked girls. I know, I'm so old fashioned.

[curiouscat]

Don't know about old fashioned. Reserved. Don't worry, I'll protect your virtue. I told them to get dressed and leave.

[munkustrap]

I just don't like seeing a lot of naked girls at my little brothers place. I'm not saying I'm against seeing naked people, I actively sought them out as a teenager. It's just jarring when your house is full of them.

[curiouscat]

Oh, I know. But I've learned to bear my fate, what can I do?

It's difficult to be this popular.

[munkustrap]

Sometimes I wish I was over Demeter so I could do that.

Three girls asked me out this month, more than that have hit on me. I'm an idiot but I always feel like if I accept, I'm somehow cheating.

[curiouscat]

Maybe you just have to give it a chance? Just at least try saying yes. Might help you with moving on.

Kind of hard to move on when all you're doing is sitting around waiting for her.

[munkustrap]

I did briefly try dating before, didn't go so well. I don't even know if it's safe to date, I still get threats from Macavity.

I don't want to drag someone into that.

[curiouscat]

She dragged you into this.

They so deserve each other. You're not still provoking Macavity, are you?

[munkustrap]

Me living, breathing and being happy provokes him.

His goons still follow me around. One of them keyed my car last week.

[curiouscat]

You should consider getting protection.

You know, if she stopped running back to you every few weeks, he'd move on too.

[munkustrap]

Oh please, I can take those kids down. That's why they never directly confront me, I can kick their asses and they know it.

Sometimes I'm not overly sure, he just really hates me.

[curiouscat]

He doesn't like me either, but he's never had my car keyed.

And you know he has tougher people working for him too. I'm just worried about you.

She messes with your heart and her boyfriend with everything else.

[munkustrap]

I'll be safe, I promise. I don't even confront them any more, I play dumb so they leave me alone.

No more brawling without telling you, I promise and I will always keep my promises.

I really shouldn't have fallen in love so young, it totally ruined my love life. I should have stayed as that loser who's brother stole all his dates.

[curiouscat]

I just wish you'd find someone better. You deserve so much better.

I don't, I'm a git, but you're a good man. She just prefers a bad one, it seems.

[munkustrap]

Maybe, who knows? I stuck with her this long, mustn't be that good of a person. Clearly an idiot.

I know, I don't compare to the bad boys. But I guess it could be worse.

[curiouscat]

You just never give up on a person. Your heart is too soft. I was never like that.

Just start telling her no.

[munkustrap]

My heart isn't soft, I just don't like to toss aside those I love. I put a lot of love into things, I hate wasting that.

I can't, I'm bad at that