... Kind of. I don't know! I always think I'll be strong and totally dismiss her and then I see her and I just want her. Loves a cruel bitch sometimes.
No you didn't! I could have gotten myself a watch.
You did because you were a stripper at sixteen. That was awful! No kid should do that.
Yeah, no, that doesn't really work. I mean I still feel bad for ignoring her and last week I may have agreed to have dinner with her... I sort of panicked when she asked and I was too polite to say no.
You're invited if you want?
You're going to make me die of stress one of these days.
I just don't like seeing a lot of naked girls at my little brothers place. I'm not saying I'm against seeing naked people, I actively sought them out as a teenager. It's just jarring when your house is full of them.
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I stripped for the greater good, see?
I was sixteen, Munkustrap, I needed money, I got it. Worked for me, don't know what the issue is. I didn't need help!
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No you didn't! I could have gotten myself a watch.
You did because you were a stripper at sixteen. That was awful! No kid should do that.
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But it's from me, so you think it's more special.
What's so awful about that? I was going to strip and get groped anyway, might as well make money out of it.
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You're invited if you want?
You're going to make me die of stress one of these days.
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Where are we going?
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Where do you want to eat?
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Don't pick somewhere she hates! That's just mean. We'll go somewhere nice.
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I like to think of it as someone kicking me square in the heart.
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I'm not hungry.
But I want a sandwich.
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Unless you just want me to pick up sandwich stuff and come over. Because I can do that too.
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Do you want to get drunk in public or private?
Also do you want naked girls around you?
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Well, I don't mind public or private but I definitely mind being surrounded by naked girls. I know, I'm so old fashioned.
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It's difficult to be this popular.
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Three girls asked me out this month, more than that have hit on me. I'm an idiot but I always feel like if I accept, I'm somehow cheating.
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Kind of hard to move on when all you're doing is sitting around waiting for her.
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