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[curiouscat]

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[curiouscat]

Why? I wanna be with you, need to know where you are.

You don't have to toot my brother's horn, he's good at that all by his lonesome. Also, he has no idea about fun, he just thinks it's what I do, so he goes and does the opposite. I love him, but it's true.

[equallycunningwithdice]

Needing to know where I am, that makes you sound like a stalker, stop it.

And Munku is a wonderful person! I like him. We have a lot of fun together!

[curiouscat]

I'd be a horrible stalker. Too much effort, so no worries.

So do we, but that's mostly in spite of his resistance. Sometimes, admittedly, because of his resistance.

[equallycunningwithdice]

You could never be a stalker - not only do you lack the attention span, you couldn't sneak about if you tried!

You're terribly mean to poor Munku.

[curiouscat]

I don't want to sneak around. I want you to notice me, given I want you to want me.

Not really, but if it makes you happy I'll be nicer to him still.

[equallycunningwithdice]

You could have fooled me! Half the time I figure you want me to slap you.

Yes, it would make me happy if you were nicer to him. He's my friend.

[curiouscat]

Half the time I might just. Hey, it's a show of passion and passion's what life's all about. I think I wrote a song that said that once. Or maybe I haven't yet, but I should.

He's my best friend, so be happy. Happy with me. It'll pay off.

[equallycunningwithdice]

I don't know, I would rather purr than hiss, wouldn't you?

I'm ecstatically happy to get trolled by you, Tugger, never fear.

[curiouscat]

Oh, changes all the time. But I know I like to hear you purr. I could make you purr. I will.

Good! Then I'll see you Wednesday. We can dance.

[curiouscat]

What did you do to Mistoffelees?

[munkustrap]

Nothing? Why?

[curiouscat]

'Oh screw you. I'm done with you! You're exactly as annoying as Munkustrap said!'

So?

[munkustrap]

I feel like I've been quoted out of context.

Though you are annoying. Like I love you and everything but my God are you annoying sometimes.

[curiouscat]

He thinks that I am 'terribly mean' to you. To you, poor Munku. What the fuck did you do?

[munkustrap]

Terribly mean? Really? Heh!

Well, I am such a poor bullied soul, suffering from my cruel baby brother who demands so much love and attention. Poor Munku indeed. Buy me something nice and I'll forgive you for whatever you did.

[curiouscat]

Apparently me being nicer to him would make him happy, because you're his friend.

Also he thinks your idea of fun isn't better or worse than mine. What's wrong with him?

[munkustrap]

First off, being nice to the guy you likes friends isn't a bad idea, especially given one of them is your brother.

Secondly, nothing. People like different kinds of fun, no one can have fun wrong, genius.

Thirdly, I think he's projecting some issues onto me? I feel pretty fine with how we are. Not overly certain Misto is fine with how you are with him.

[curiouscat]

I am not with him at all, because he's being all difficult about it. He's probably just really into you.

Also I told him I'm nice to you, you're my best friend.

Stop hitting on Mistoffelees.

[munkustrap]

What? ... I don't know how you came to that conclusions. He's into YOU, idiot. He's probably just sulky you're an inconsistent boyfriend.

I don't hit on him! I have never hit on him. He's your boyfriend, I'm straight and I have a sort of girlfriend. I think. And he's so not my type. If I was to hit on a guy, I don't know, maybe Skimbles. Or Alonzo. But not Misto, too much magical bullshit.

My preference is no magic in a partner.

[curiouscat]

He's not my boyfriend. I don't do boyfriends.

Don't knock magic until you've tried it. Only don't try his, because he's magical and I want him. Not you.

Alonzo, seriously? He's too needy.

[munkustrap]

This is so strange. For once, you're worried I'm taking someone from you and not the other way around. It's a nice feeling!

I already tried Cassandra's magic and I'm still recovering. And I'm pretty sure that wasn't real magic and more a horrible drunken nightmare.

He's not that bad. Plus he has a nice figure and a good sense of humour.

[curiouscat]

I just don't get it. I know he wants me! What's up with being difficult about it?

Cassandra is nowhere near Mistoffelees's level. And what did you do with Cassandra, why don't I know this story?

I never noticed his sense of humour, he just rubs against me and swoons sometimes, it's alright as long as he doesn't get in the way.

[munkustrap]

You realise if he wants you and you want him, you'd have to be boyfriend eventually. And yet you seem to find that idea difficult too. You're both startlingly awkward.

t was a nightmare, I'm not sharing. And I'll never find out, I guess, though maybe one day this imaginary and intense passion me and Mistoffelee's have will boil over and he'll show me his glorious magic.

He tells amusing puns. Also he once brought me wine, I appreciate people who get me wine.

[curiouscat]

I want people all the time and I have them and I've not been a boyfriend yet, I don't plan on starting. Doesn't seem like my thing, it's like wearing a suit.

Oh, shut up. He's crazy for me.

He just whines a lot, I'd prefer wine.

[munkustrap]

Maybe he wants a commitment and that's why he won't give into you. A lot of people like that, a promise of monogamy. Shocking, I know, but that's how adults date.

Are you sure? You seemed to think he was awfully fond of me earlier. Can't blame him, I'm quite the catch.

He does whine a lot but I could deal. Plus he makes up for it with alcohol and lame puns.