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Rum Tum Tugger ([personal profile] curiouscat) wrote2015-03-23 08:38 pm
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[personal profile] munkustrap 2015-06-15 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Give me half a chance with Macavity, I would love to beat him down.

Whatever keeps you alive I suppose. I'll just buy a new watch. A cheap one no one will want to steal, maybe something ugly, clunky and fake gold.
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[personal profile] horriblecat 2015-06-15 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you won't fight again.

My sister just said that you don't have to, she'll give you one. She's picking one out right now. She has excellent taste, so don't worry.
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[personal profile] munkustrap 2015-06-15 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Tugger and Demeter express the same wish. Trouble is, it's easy to say that when he's not attacking you constantly. If it's not sending his goons after me, it's stealing my things and if it's not that, it's something else. I'm trying to ignore him but something will give eventually.

I'm sure. I look forward to it, she has excellent taste.
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[personal profile] horriblecat 2015-06-15 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
He just wants an excuse to kill you. And it would be slow and painful and I don't want to be there, so I'd rather you don't give. If it's not too much trouble.

She says you have to kiss her for it.
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[personal profile] munkustrap 2015-06-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
As long as I put up a fight. I hate him, I want to hurt him as well. But I know I'm not strong enough to defeat him. Yet. Give it time, I'll prevent him from killing me.

On the cheek or hand or what?
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[personal profile] horriblecat 2015-06-15 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
How? Seriously, how? You don't even use weapons.

What do I know, I'm just glad I don't have to kiss anyone.
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[personal profile] munkustrap 2015-06-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
That you know of. You really don't know how I'd fight if I had to fight.

I'm not making out with your sister, before she gets her hopes up. She's still a child to me, it's creepy. And yes, I'm glad of that too.
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[personal profile] horriblecat 2015-06-15 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
It might not be a fair fight to begin with. Just don't. No one stands a chance against him.

You tell her that, I'm not part of that discussion. It's bad enough she makes out with others.
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[personal profile] munkustrap 2015-06-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I do. I can take him. I just need to be ready to do it and more well armed. But for now, I won't. I promised my brother I wouldn't seek a fight.

I have. MANY TIMES. She ignores me a lot. Last time I sat her down and explained how much I didn't want to kiss her and she spent the whole week grinding on me every chance she got.
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[personal profile] horriblecat 2015-06-15 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Have you ever seen someone be tortured? Just please don't ever seek a fight.

Try explaining to her that you don't want that either? I don't know, I don't understand what's the appeal. But no one's ever ground on me.
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