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That's an unfounded accusation to make.

Rumpleteazer wants to know what you're getting her from Paris. She likes diamonds.

The person who stole it was fast, didn't leave a trace and took something that they must have known would piss me off. Sounds like you.

I bet she does. I'll bring her back something pretty if you give me back my briefcase.

You want to disappoint my sister because you have a horrible opinion of me that is based on nothing?

Wow, harsh. No wonder they say there is no future for the likes of us.

You have it so I don't even feel bad. I just know it. I know you well enough to know it'd be you. Anyone else would have taken my wallet or my phone.

I'll get her something nice regardless but I'll get her something nicer if you return it.

I do not have it. And if I had taken it, which I haven't done, I'd not have it any longer either.

But my sister likes pretty gifts a lot.

Oh don't tell me Macavity has it? It literally has nothing of interest but my paperwork for some section 5 revisions. It's the dullest thing ever and of no use except for me to submit. I don't want to redo the paper work.

I'm not getting her anything fancy. She steals from me, she doesn't earn an expensive gift.

I did not take anything of yours. Recently.

And Rumpleteazer most definitely took nothing, except for those pictures.

Last week Rumpleteazer took my sunglasses. And I know she did because she messaged me like fifty pictures of her wearing them. Do you see why I don't trust you two? You always steal my stuff.

I don't believe you but I suppose I'm not getting it back. Goodie.

She says she just borrowed them, so if you want those back, I can arrange for it. What can I say? Be glad you're not your brother, she took his underwear.

I would like them back, they cost a lot of money. And I don't want to keep paying out to replace stuff you two steal from me. And I know, she sent me a picture of them. Your sister thinks I'll be interested in the strangest things.

So tell me, if you can do so safely, does Macavity ever plan on leaving me alone?

Oh, last week when I had tea with the Queen, the President of America and Macavity and we discussed you, he didn't tell me his plans. Which is strange, since usually he makes sure to share everything with me and the homies.

I was just asking, you didn't have to answer. I just would like to be able to get to work and back without having to worry about my car or my stuff or myself. Well, worry is a strong word, I'm more pissed off than worried or concerned.

If it wasn't for my brother, I would have challenged him to another round by now.

If it wasn't for my sister I'd not be stealing things from you, but she matters to me rather more than anything you'd threaten.

No offence.

None taken. If you have to keep her safe, you have to keep her safe. I'd rather fill in some annoying forms than see her hurt. I just would rather have my stuff and you both safe.

I could protect you, you know?

We don't need protection. We can take care of each other, we always have.

I don't trust you to do it, you have to learn to worry about yourself first. At least we know when to run and no one ever catches up to us.

I believe it's my job to put myself in danger, I have to protect everyone else. I can take the pain, I can survive. I have to make sure everyone else is fine.

I can hide well, I chose not to. I don't fear that bastard.

Because you don't know him as I do.

I like diamonds too, for the record.

Creepy violent asshole. With a weird sexual manner I don't approve of. But I know plenty, my girlfriend sang a whole song about him. Very educational.

I'm not getting either of you diamonds. Lower your expectations to like a snow globe.

Really not the same as witnessing. And even further from experiencing.

Why would I lower my expectations? That's already what I'm getting, might as well aspire. I'm not scared of heights.

We've met, we've fought, I know him quite well. And I know he's a petty annoying bastard I would really love to destroy. But I can't, I must be 'better'.

I would lower them, I don't even know if I'll remember presents. I want to be more sober but my brother will have other ideas.

You couldn't destroy him. I don't care who's better, I just know that he is worse.

Your brother does give good gifts sometimes.

I'm ignoring him the best I can but I won't always be able to. Worse or not, it's inevitable we'll fight again. I just have to keep as many people out of it as possible.

Eh, I usually get the strangest gifts from him but then, we're usually both very drunk on or around my birthday so it makes sense.

You can't keep me out.

Rumpleteazer just starts hanging off him when he's near a jewelery store. I'm not quite positive how she does it either. I doubt it would work for me, I don't have that effect on people.

I can always try. Naive, I know, but I can try.

No, you're not quite as adorable as your sister. She tends to persuade people to do a lot of things. It's that sad look she has, it's hard to resist.

I don't know how you can be so old and so naive. No offence.

I've never been adorable, I have more the sort of face that inspires punching, so I got better at ducking than begging.

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