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You should consider getting protection.

You know, if she stopped running back to you every few weeks, he'd move on too.

Oh please, I can take those kids down. That's why they never directly confront me, I can kick their asses and they know it.

Sometimes I'm not overly sure, he just really hates me.

He doesn't like me either, but he's never had my car keyed.

And you know he has tougher people working for him too. I'm just worried about you.

She messes with your heart and her boyfriend with everything else.

I'll be safe, I promise. I don't even confront them any more, I play dumb so they leave me alone.

No more brawling without telling you, I promise and I will always keep my promises.

I really shouldn't have fallen in love so young, it totally ruined my love life. I should have stayed as that loser who's brother stole all his dates.

I just wish you'd find someone better. You deserve so much better.

I don't, I'm a git, but you're a good man. She just prefers a bad one, it seems.

Maybe, who knows? I stuck with her this long, mustn't be that good of a person. Clearly an idiot.

I know, I don't compare to the bad boys. But I guess it could be worse.

You just never give up on a person. Your heart is too soft. I was never like that.

Just start telling her no.

My heart isn't soft, I just don't like to toss aside those I love. I put a lot of love into things, I hate wasting that.

I can't, I'm bad at that

Let me give her a piece of my mind and this whole problem goes away.

She doesn't even take you seriously. You know that!

Oh yeah, I'm sure my little brother yelling at my ex is really going to solve everything. And totally not make me look like a wuss.

I know she doesn't. She messes with me without even meaning to, she's just always been careless with love.

Do you really care that much how it makes you look as long as she finally leaves you alone? It just makes you look as if you're too nice to call her out.

She is using you, why are you so sure she doesn't mean to?

I want to handle my own problems myself. You don't have to worry about me, you know? I'll sort it in the end. I just need to think about it. Social relations are a tactical business.

Because I know her. She is what she is. And even if she's not in love with me, she definitely loves me. I know that much.

Of COURSE I need to worry about you.

How do you know that? Because she presses her breasts up against you when she greets you? You're like putty in her hands, I don't get it. No one's that good in bed.

Why? I'm always fine, you know me? Nine times out of ten, I work it out before it becomes an issue.

It's not about the sex or her breasts or anything like that. It's just her, she's always been in my head. I love her, I can't stop that. Well, I want to but like you said, I'm an idiot, I'm too soft all the time.

Why couldn't you love a man? I really want to punch her.

You kept me safe when I was small, why won't you let me keep you safe now?

I don't know, maybe the next one will be a guy you can punch.

Because I'm not small. If I fuck up, I'm an adult. I have to sort it myself. But I know you'll always have my back.

You'd still keep me safe now! I just never get into as much trouble as you anymore.

Which is really sad for both of us.

I'd still kick anyone's ass for you. I never cared how much trouble I got into protecting you, always worth it.

I like that you're in less trouble these days, I stress out less.

So imagine, if you will, that I was in love with someone who treated me like Demeter treats you. What would you do`?

Probably kick their ass or tell them to back off... but then I'd realise it was wrong of me to pry given it's your life, your decisions. I shouldn't do it. But I guess I would.

Oh, come off it, bro. I'm an adult, I'm all grown up and you still can't have a conversation with me without telling me that I should get a degree and a real job and a normal relationship-

Well you should! Doesn't mean you ever will or I'll ever make you or be able to make you. I don't agree with your choices all the time but they make you happy so I try to let it go.

Oh, bite me.

Heh

You love me anyway.

Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure you conditioned me when I was young.

You and father are never going to see that I'm as successful as I ever could have been, but at least everyone else adores me.

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